Frances Conroy
Nude

Frances Conroy is the very definition of hot old lady. She hasn’t always been a hot old lady, of course. At one point, she was just hot, like when she appeared in Woody Allen‘s movies Manhattan (1979), Another Woman (1988), and Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989). However, Frances got more famous with age, as she spent the ’90s in such successful films as Scent of a Woman (1992), Sleepless in Seattle (1993), and The Crucible (1996). She’s best known for playing the prudish Ruth Fisher on the 2001-2005 HBO series Six Feet Under, for which she won a Golden Globe. The award-winning actress appeared on other boob tube series, including Desperate Housewives and Arrested Development, but we like her breast on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother. In the episode called “The Poker Game,” she strips down to a black bra to show off those mature mams, but it wasn’t until her role in the horror series The Mist that we got to see her totally bare ass as she walks through a church! We’d get down on our knees for this woman! By first flashing her flesh at age 64, Frances made Mr. Skin‘s record books. Here’s hoping she continues her skin streak. Frances recently appeared in the Oscar-winning supervillain origin story Joker (2019) as the titular character’s mother. The biggest joke was on us, though, because despite the provocative nature of her role, Ms. Conroy stayed clothed. Her ongoing role in FX’s American Horror Story may prove more skinful.